February 2012
24 posts
Artist Advice: A Bunch of Tutorials →
artkink:
FIGURE DRAWING
Kids
Babies
Human Figures & Their Proportions
Arms & Hands
Backs & Shoulders
Clothing
Chests / Upper Body / Torso
Drapery & Folds
Legs & Feet
Necks
Figures in Action & Motion
Figures in Groups or Crowds
Figures in Landscape…
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
hannahdlsryz:
kamukhamosikingkong:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
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GOD. MY HEART. :(
Dear makers of cherry medicine,
most-awkward-moments:
Have you ever tasted a fucking cherry?
Sincerely, the world.
Thanks to them, It took me 10 years to actually taste a real cherry `cause I thought they really tasted that bad.
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Bad day? Don't think so.
Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
GOD: Sure.
Me: Promise you won't get mad?
GOD: I promise.
Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
GOD: What do you mean?
Me: Well I woke up late,
GOD: Yes.
Me: My car took forever to start,
GOD: Okay....
Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
GOD: Hmmmm..
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
GOD: All right.
Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
GOD: Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): Oh...
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed): ............
GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Oh.....
GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God.
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God.
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the good and the bad
Me: I will trust you God.
GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
GOD: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.
January 2012
34 posts
ohsnapitsjackie:
It’s not called being fake. It’s called having a different comfort zone with different people. Of course if we don’t talk often, I’m gonna be extra nice. You know I’m really comfortable with you if I’m mean to you or call you names or hit you.
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Okay so, my boyfriend just called me to ask if he...
I mean, I know it’s your friend’s last day but seriously. You weren’t doing anything the whole day and then you’ll call me to ask me if you can go out. -,- GRRR.
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I just tried that Dr. Oz's 7 day Belly Workout...
Weighing 94 lbs doesn’t make you healthy. It just means that you are purely 94 lbs of fat. =))) Hee. Jk. :)) I know I’m still thin but nowhere near healthy living. *sigh* =))
If you want to try them out then click here :)
